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Signs You Are a New Jerseyan
by ShoreVacations.com
Thursday, May 1, 2008

You're a genuine New Jerseyan if you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these...

 

  • You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."
  • You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
  • You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were ......seven!
  • You've eaten at a diner...when you were drunk...at 3 am.
  • You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. (depends on age)
  • You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
  • You know what a "jug handle" is.
  • You know that the state isn't all farmland.
  • You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."
  • Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero."
  • You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
  • You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
  • You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico....York ...Hampshire -doesn't work, does it?).
  • You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."
  • You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.
  • You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and Mayo a sacrilege.
  • You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
  • You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.
  • You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different."(!!?)
  • You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.
  • You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
  • You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
  • You refer to all highways and interstate by their numbers.
  • You know where every "clip" shown in the Soprano's opening credits is.
  • You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.
  • You've eaten a Boardwalk cheese steak with vinegar fries.
  • You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.
  • You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally...

You've never pumped your own gas. Thank God!



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Featured Rentals

North Wildwood vacation rental

North Wildwood Mauna Loa 1 BR Beachfront Condo

1 bedrooms, 1 baths, sleeps 5


Seaside Heights vacation rental

Seaside Heights 5 Bedroom Grand Beach House with Inground Pool

5 bedrooms, 4 baths, sleeps 14


Lavallette vacation rental

Great beach block home

4 bedrooms, 2 baths, sleeps 8
On beach block


Seaside Park vacation rental

3 BR Seagrass Home

3 bedrooms, 1 baths, sleeps 6
1 block to beach


Point Pleasant Beach vacation rental

Point Pleasant Beach Family Cottage

3 bedrooms, 2 baths, sleeps 6
On beach block


Seaside Heights vacation rental

Seaside Heights Cozy Cottage

2 bedrooms, 1 baths, sleeps 6
2 blocks to beach


Seaside Park vacation rental

Seaside Park - The Park Beach Apts - 3 Units; $1,150.00-$1,400.00 per week.

3 bedrooms, 1 baths, sleeps 8
On beach block


Bradley Beach vacation rental

Bradley Beach Great Escape

3 bedrooms, 2 baths, sleeps 6
On beach block


Belmar vacation rental

Belmar Family Property One Block to Beach with Beach Locker

5 bedrooms, 5 baths, sleeps 14
1 block to beach



 
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